016, 017, 018, 019 – Prism Theater – In a nook

Thanks to Jade’s connections, we had an easy time finding a ship that would take us to the island on which the local Olympian Council resided. The edges of the island held various ruins. In the center, a large Parthenon was built just in the past few years. On our way to the structure we encountered a dark haired woman. Akaya, a priestess of Artemis, let us know where we could find the priest of Apollo.

The priest is an older gentleman, tall with silver hair and a matching beard, named Adrestas. Zeno quickly set about trying to prove his mettle to the priest. It went… well it went. There was discussion of sacrifices needed, but in the end we were able to come to an agreement that the priest would consecrate the Theater using the Gem of Brightness as a focus, and the blood of few animals for proper sacrifice.

At some point things began to bore me, so I wandered off to talk to Akaya about hags business. She was able to give me a bit more insight (though requests for gathering information of a different nature were rebuffed).

We returned home and snuggled in to sleep in our temporary upstairs beds. Of course, someone just had to come in and ruin that. The sound of the front doors being bashed open woke us all. Unarmored and half dressed (literally, Zeno was wearing only a shirt), and in some cases entirely undressed (we get it Za’lynn, you’re a naturalist), we wandered out to investigate the commotion.

Bugs, bullywugs, troglodytes, and one rather angry Sea Hag had invaded our theater and meant to kill us all. Given our disheveled state, it was a hard fight. I thank Athena that Funuku was there. I do not know that we would have made it without him. A single look from that wretched Sea Hag laid me low for a time. Zeno was bitten and smashed to bits by bugs and trogs. But we emerged victorious, and had quite a stinky mess to clean up.

The priests arrived finally and we were able to consecrate the Theater. We stood guard, just in case, but everything went off without a hitch. We’re very proud of our new community center/theater/PR firm/job creation site.

After that was settled, Casta finally got back to us with the list of sites we had negotiated earlier.

  1. A ruined castle
  2. Military outpost with a new bridge
  3. A beached shipwreck

We set off first for the beached shipwreck. It turned out to be filled with undead, they were gnolls, I think. I hypnotized the zombies in place while Tayanna sent them screaming in fear. Zeno got swarmed and there was a moment that we were worried we might lose him, but we managed to pull through.

For our troubles, we hauled off a good deal of money and various trade goods. There was some lovely golden cloth that we offered to Rennan. He, in turn, had another proposition for us. Veisa, his enchanting sister, was in need of a job. We were happy to help. Fresh from the conservatory, she is a talented scribe and I cannot wait to have someone to discuss my book with.

In addition to her mundane skills, if we bring her the heart of something, she can create a scroll of protection for that thing. I am so excited to have her here! I’m going to set her up in my office and make sure she has all the ink and lighting she needs and oh she’s just so enthralling!

Well, that settled we headed out to explore the castle. While scouting, Jade and I discovered a pair of sailors guarding the front door of the castle, but acting strangely. I held them in place with a hypnotic pattern and aggressive cittern playing while Jade ran back to gather the others. We took them down only to find a strange plant growing from their ears. Jade and I did some further reconnaissance and found a back door of sorts, but the armored among us voted against stealth and we went bursting into the front door.

It was on pretty quickly. The lady of the ruined castle spoke of the whispers beneath the waves and we knew what we had to do to that spore queen. It was a nasty fight, with mindless sailors swinging at us and horrible goo puppetry trying to eat Za’lynn’s memories. Finally, our glorious hero, Jade took the abomination down. She’s so dashing.

Again, there was a good deal of coin and pretty items to profit from. I scooped up a very pretty marble orb. I think Veisa might like to use it as a paper weight. I hope she likes it!

Zeno’s Code (updated)

  1. Never take the first deal
  2. No one knows they’re hunting ghosts until they’re hunting ghosts. Be prepared.
  3. Punch up, no down.
  4. Open mind not closed fist.
  5. There is a very thin line between evil and dick.
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  7. Justice doesn’t have the stealth skill
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  9. Talking doesn’t get stuff done. Doing gets stuff done.
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  11. In any conflict the high ground is important, even if only the moral high ground.
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  17. When someone hurts you, hit them back ten fold. TEN FOLD!
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  29. Backdoor friends are best and don’t steal babies.

011 – On The Deck – Prepping for Adventure

We returned to the theater, ready to fight and capture the banshee. I began the confrontation with a barrage of insults, though they did not seem to matter to the screaming meemie. In fact, she did not surface until we stepped onto the stage proper, only then did she and her actor companion appear. The fight was difficult, and a bit terrifying when Zeno went down during the opening salvo. Jade however, was quick to step in and absolutely eviscerate the spectral intestines of the creature.

As the banshee discorporated, I spoke the binding phrase and its angry little spirit bound itself inside the provided bottle. We wasted no time in heading again for Mad Felicia’s. On our voyage there, Zeno entertained us with his explanation of Personality Island. Evidently, this is an island on which all ‘good personality’ elves are kept until they become proper elves, or until they die. I suppose that does make sense as to why most elves that you meet have somewhat less than gracious personalities. What a strange culture!

Mad Felicia was glad to see us return with the bottle, and told us that the theater, and the wraith, were now free of their darkness. Felicia read into our exuberance at the news and pressed us to find out if we had plans for the theater. We gave her the general outline, that we plan to fix the place up and create a place of art and community… and a minor propaganda machine. It was hard to read her reaction at first, but then she asked to have a free pass to attend. It was easy to agree to, and I love the idea of having a box reserved just for her. Something for patrons to glance at and wonder if tonight is the night that Mad Felicia will show up.

She dropped into a meaningful conversation with Za’lynn, referring to him as Child of Sorrow. There was one other bit of work she had, a debt to be collected. This would be when I found out that the more outraged Zeno gets, the higher his voice gets. Seems the debt that Felicia is owed, is a baby.

There was lots of back and forth over the morality of repossessing babies, and I really am shocked at Zeno’s entire lack of appreciation for a binding contract. So, once there was an opening, Za’lynn and I slipped away to investigate this request. Turns out that the deal was made by the father of the child, though he made it when he was nine and mourning the loss of his father. So… I suppose that’s not an entirely binding contract. Fine, we did not relocate the baby. In fact, I gave the father some gold. Gold always helps things.And he’s going to need help if he plans on keeping that child.

We decided to all crash at the theater, which is good because we were so exhausted from all the work we’ve started on the place. Late that night, there was a knock at the door. An older woman, kerchiefed and hunched, stood in the dark. She offered Zeno a small fingurine of a bird, thanking us for the kindness we had done. I tried to get Zeno to see what she was with that whole paladin thing he does, but he wouldn’t do it until she was leaving. Then he was all , ‘Oh, she’s a fiend!’ and raced after her and I just think that was rude.

He tried to explain himself when he caught up her, but luckily, she stopped him from completing his thought before she tottered off into the night.

The next day, we sought out Casta to ask about donations for the theater. (We also made a deal with Rennyn of Cloak & Curtain to do the costuming for the theater.) Instead, she offered us a job that could help. So now we’re on the deck of a ship, heading off the coast of the island to try to retrieve some lost cargo. Coins to Apple Tarts, we’re going to find a whole lot of kraken cult nonsense down there. This should be illuminating.

Zeno’s Code (updated)

  1. Never take the first deal
  2. No one knows they’re hunting ghosts until they’re hunting ghosts. Be prepared.
  3. Punch up, no down.
  4. Open mind not closed fist.
  5. There is a very thin line between evil and dick.
  6. tbd
  7. Justice doesn’t have the stealth skill
  8. tbd
  9. Talking doesn’t get stuff done. Doing gets stuff done.
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  29. Backdoor friends are best and don’t steal babies.

Action Items

  • Continue to research the kraken cult
  • Continue to fix up the temple
  • Continue to fix up the theater
  • Write a play
  • Find out Mad Felicia’s story about the theater